1. Muster up all the quiet anger coursing through your blood and very quietly tell her to leave.
2. After she leaves, punch a couple walls. Immediately go to the emergency room.
3. Get cheating wife revenge by spreading dirty rumors about her among every person you know. Find one of her friends – either the one who always liked you the most or the “hot” one – and have a highly public and very inappropriate relationship with her. The knuckle bandages are a chick magnet – use that to your advantage.
4. When she realizes that you are just using her and then also leaves you, get drunk and yell obscene things under your ex-wife’s window.
5. Find a good lawyer to get you out of jail…and maybe that restraining order…
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